What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Octopussy

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?